Relationship advice? Most creative answer gets best answer!?

Just give me any relationship advice, anything you know. Make it interesting and creative. If I think it's well written, creative and just good advice you get my best answer.Relationship advice? Most creative answer gets best answer!?
This is something that I want to do if I ever ended up with a cheater.





Say this guy cheats on you.. crush some sleeping pills so they turn to dust. Mix it into his drink and serve him. When he falls asleep, duct tape him to a chair so he can't move. Then, when he gets up strip and masterbate infront of him..Relationship advice? Most creative answer gets best answer!?
the best advice after 4 relationships (one including the one i'm in) is trust yourself. You know when you're ready to take things to a new level. You know you're own body. When you hear that voice in your gut telling you something is wrong, then trust your gut and figure it out. with my bf now before we went on a break one of his ex's who was newly single was cheated on by her bf %26amp; she was innocently venting to him %26amp; he got confused about her. he didn't tell me for like 4 days but the minute we started talking about the situation with one of his friends he idk..had this look and body language that i instantly knew something was up and it had to do wtih her. when he later told me he was confused about someone i said it's *her name* and he said yea how did you know...i just knew. we talked it out and got over it and he realized he wanted to be with me, but you have to trust your gut sometimes. that and never let it get boring or routine. switch it up a little bit in the bedroom or go somewhere really random but fun like a lasertag place or something. life is too short to fight and have drama...have fun, laugh, love and above all, listen to yourself.
here goes - assuming you want advice to keep a relationship alive and fresh, communication is the key...talking, and really talking, but that requires knowing, knowing who you are, and what you bring to the relationship, and what you need from it, so you got to start with self knowledge, and that is hard and takes a lot of time, so maybe there is no hope other than hope, so you both have to hope together, and wish, and really want it to work...so you have to talk, and that takes knowing who you are...etc.
I have two pieces of relationship advice:


1. Be confident - Men and women both love confidence in the opposite sex. If you show too much self doubt that could be a turn off. Show that you can be without the other person because clinginess is also a turn off.


2. Have trust in eachother! - This is one of the most important things in a relationship. I know this is cliche but if you do not have trust you have nothing.


And never forget to love eachother unconditionally!
In a relationship if both sides are willing to give and take an equal ammount and r always true to each other it is hard for it to fail
1. Forgive and Forget


-In every relationship you're involved in, it's inevitable that


something will happen in the relationship that will cause you to be


upset or angry with the other person or the other person will be


upset with you. Many of us try to forget what has happened to us


without really taking the time to address the issue. We believe that


in most cases, you really don't forget...





LoL......
If you are dating someone and you want to break up for various reasons, and you don't want to hurt their feelings here is what you must do: make them break up with you. Just try to annoy them. Embarass them in public by burping loudly, talking loudly, saying 'SAFTEY!' randomly, nonstop talking about your ex's, just anything that you know gets under their skin. Then they will breakup with you and you wont be hurt, and they wont be hurt either! Woo hoo!